A Warning to Spiders

I don’t like spiders. You could say that I have an irrational fear of them.  Even so, I usually tend to leave them alone. Rationally, I know that a spider is generally not likely to come after you.

However, if you are a spider, and you are hiding in my boxer shorts, so that when I go to pick them up to put them on you fall out, dangerously close to my naked body, you are going to die.

That is all. 

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By chitowngeorge Posted in Personal